Keep Oppo Water Bear

"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman) 02/22/2016 at 21:49 • Filed to: None

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/22/2016 at 21:51

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how about no

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/22/2016 at 21:55

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Tardigrade!

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/22/2016 at 21:55

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Come on! They’re practically indestructible. They can survive being frozen for at least 30 years, are impervious to radiation, can survive in temperatures ranging from -458 degrees F to 300 degrees F, can go without food or water for up to 30 years, and can even withstand the vacuum of space.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/22/2016 at 21:56

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so.....................................i’ll just need two flame throwers?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/22/2016 at 21:57

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Yeah, sure. But a zippo and a can of Glade probably won’t kill it.

DrJohannVegas > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/22/2016 at 21:58

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The Water Bear doesn’t give a shit.

Anima > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/22/2016 at 22:02

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The HiLux of nature.

I park in a garage > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/22/2016 at 22:02

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Its hard living at the top of the evolutionary pile

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/22/2016 at 22:21

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It’s interesting - these little microscopic creatures are so little and significant to us in real life. But when you zoom in - THAT’S when the nightmares come.

PorkchoPlissken > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/22/2016 at 22:26

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I hate this.

Connqr > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/22/2016 at 22:27

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Is this an actual animal or an inflatable pool toy? The comments make it seem real but Idk if I can believe that that thing is alive. EDIT: wait, it’s microscopic, right?

Agrajag > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/22/2016 at 22:27

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I first thought someone was making art from vacuum bags and the green stuff was yarn.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Connqr 02/22/2016 at 22:44

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Yup.

MountainRoadPhysicist > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/22/2016 at 22:50

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I wouldn’t say impervious to radiation. I have a femtosecond pulsed laser, hooked up to a MOGE, that will happily melt these little guys... and everything else for that matter.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > MountainRoadPhysicist 02/22/2016 at 22:51

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Fair enough.

Frank Grimes > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/23/2016 at 00:44

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what about being stabbed with a pin?

Frank Grimes > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/23/2016 at 00:45

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I bet I could kill it with my sadness. What are the purpose of these scary things?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Frank Grimes 02/23/2016 at 00:47

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I’m not actually sure.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/23/2016 at 06:33

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They’re 0.5mm long. Why not just step on them?